armageddon sandwich

A sandwich consisting of two slices of old bread with a piece of paper in the middle that says "ARMAGEDDON". It is a weird prank that is mailed to it's victim and there is no known reason behind the prank. Introduced in 2007.

My brother got an ARMAGEDDON SANDWICH in the mail yesterday and still hasn't figured out who sent it or what it even means.

by mysterious prank January 3, 2008

sexy armagaddon

a massive orgy consisting of 15 or more people ending in the death or suicide of eveyone in it

i wanna die in a sexy armagaddon

by butt pirates and 1/2 March 29, 2010

Armageddon

1. The theory of the apocalypse.
2. A crappy movie

1. Those people at the Bapti-Dome are ready for Armageddon!
2. Armageddon suck ass!

by TheRubberDucky October 12, 2003

Armageddon Dildos

1. Cold War slang for Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.

2. Early 90's German EBM/Industrial Band. Songs include: East West, Homicidal Maniac, Never Mind, & Big Tits (Russ Meyer Version).

1. Those commies are gonna be shootin' armageddon dildos at america!

2. I just saw Armageddon Dildos live! Fuckin' good EBM show!

by Ogopogo May 7, 2009

Armageddon

The act of violent anal sex, wherein the man's penis penetrates through the woman's rectal wall and enters her vagina.

I thought anal with Ryan's mom Adair was great, but then I really put some effort into it, and I was able to achieve armageddon. Unfortunately she defecated through her vagina for a week.

by pungmagic January 2, 2012

Armagado

1. An enormously large and powerful tornado that can easily destroy a town.

2. A tornado that is part of a Tormageddon.

Oh man, the town is gone! An Armagado passed through it.

by Leonard L. Church June 3, 2012

Sexual Armageddon

When your "Bruce Willis" plants a bomb inside her "Asteroid" and a gigantic explosion ensues, usually resulting in at least one casualty.

"Hey, have you met Jessica House?"
"Yeah man, she's a real Sexual Armageddon" *Wink wink nudge nudge*

by Steve-o's words and such April 7, 2010