apostrophise

the process of adding apostrophe's to words to shorten and combine them in order to fit in a text/tweet.

like so: th'whatever

normally: the whatever

the apostrophe reduces the character count by one.

i had to apostrophise th'tweet, it was faaar too long!

by silentasaQ January 26, 2010

brown apostrophe

When you have a kink that turns possessive. Your brown apostrophe.

At first, John and Mary were only experimenting with bondage. Now John only can get off to pain. It's his brown apostrophe.

by Goatsgalore April 30, 2023

apostrophe

the title given to a unofficial girlfriend/boyfriend or to an on/off relationship partner.

Ian: "I'd like to introduce my friend Steven."

Steven: "What's up."

Ian: "And this is Steven's... Steven's apostrophe Johanna."

Johanna: "Hey."

by 89IA January 9, 2011

apostrophic

adj.
A combination of 'apostrophe' and 'catastrophic' meaning desperately, apocalyptically in need of an apostrophe.

Grammar Geek 1: Ugh, I can't believe she wanted me to watch "Two Weeks Notice" with her. The entire time, all I could think of was the absolutely apostrophic title!
Grammar Geek 2: I am so sorry. That's terrible.

An apostrophic text message: sry cant talk now. how bout later?
The same message, fixed: Sorry, can't talk now. How 'bout later?

by Comma Connoisseur June 26, 2009

apostrophosize

to add apostrophes where needed.

OH NO! I forgot to apostrophosize "theyre"!

by BEEFCAKES:D April 14, 2010

apostrophinated

A word that has an apostrophe in it.

the word "doesn't" is apostrophinated.

by Frenger December 9, 2008

apostrophisize

(v.) It means to add an apostrophe, to add a direct addressing of an imaginary being

"In this term paper, you need to apostrophisize something, as I said is one of the requirements."

by THwildy July 31, 2006