Aphrophiliac

To fuck your food

“Wow, that pie be looking mighty fine”

*unzips pants*

“Did you hear Tommy is an aphrophiliac? He did more than bast that turkey…”

by Ieatpaint March 6, 2022

Adolphilia

The sexual attraction to post-adolescents. Usually 20 years or older. Unofficially considered a chronophilia. Also spelled Adulphilia.

Origin: Adol/Adul (derived from adolescence and adult) + Philia.

Despite her age, she was attracted to adults. This was because she had adolphilia.

by Shugunou May 18, 2022

Autophiliastore

Autophiliastore

Autophiliastore sources aftermarket car accessories online

by Autophilia for the love of car December 24, 2022

Agnophilia

The love for inducing ignorance

The elite are guilty of agnophilia. They love keeping the public ignorant.

by Malika Davis August 16, 2023

apophenia

Apophenia is the tendency to perceive meaningful connections between unrelated things.

"A large portion of what dark souls "lore" fans consider to be canon is apophenia"

by Averagescienceenjoyer January 29, 2024

Aphiliaphobia

fear of losing closeness or affectionate bonds with current loved ones

I have aphiliaphobia, i fear i might lose bonds with my loved ones

by lascry September 15, 2025

Apophenia/Pareidolia of the Laws of Physics Theory

The most radical extension, proposing that the fundamental laws of physics themselves (like gravity or quantum mechanics) might be products of these cognitive biases on a cosmic, human scale. It's the idea that we have looked into the universe's raw, potentially chaotic or computationally irreducible processes and, in our need for comprehension, imposed a story of neat, mathematical, causal "laws." The order we worship may be the ultimate face we've seen in the cosmic static.

Apophenia/Pareidolia of the Laws of Physics Theory Example: This mind-bending theory asks: What if F=ma or E=mc² are not discovered truths about reality's fabric, but are like seeing a face on Mars? They are the immensely useful, predictive, and consistent patterns that our particular form of intelligence, evolved on a middling planet, is able to project onto a universe whose true nature might be patternless, lawless, or governed by logic utterly alien to us. Our physics, in this view, is a spectacular, productive, and possibly species-specific pareidolia.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 6, 2026