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Aphrodite's Blessing 

When you're banging a chick and she orgasm so hard it pushes your penis out and proceeds to spray liquid all over you and the surrounding area.
Man 1: Last night was crazy, she gave me an Aphrodite's Blessing after I pumped her for hours.
Man 2: Yeah, I can still smell it on you.

Aphrodite’s appetite 

The kind of hunger induced after one visits a whorehouse.
Man, after my roundabout with that whore I’ve sure worked up Aphrodite’s appetite. Let’s go get some Chinese!

Aphrodite The Bean 

They're just short man idk Aphrodite The Bean is short like they're 5'4 and say they're average WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

Aphrodite'ed

To grow an emotional attachement to a person simply for their exterior looks eventhough they are a terrible person or show toxic traits.
Dude Samantha just posted on instagram how she skinned puppies alive , isnt she the best ?
Mathew , you only like her for her rack , you just got yourself Aphrodite'ed.

Aphrodite’s Son 

Hwang Hyunjin is Aphrodite’s Son. His fans gave him that title cause of his extreme beauty, Hwang hyunjin is ethereal and otherworldly. His good looks cannot be put into words So, Aphrodite’s son is the best way to describe his immaculate beauty
“Have u seen Hyunjin?!? He’s so breathtaking!”

“Ofc he is, He’s Aphrodite’s Son”
“What does that mean?”

“Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty, So her son would have to be beautiful, The only person who fits that level of attractiveness is Hyunjin”

alrighty aphrodite 

To agree to something, or approve of something, in a positively enthusiastic way. To also be happy about something random and respond in a good mood.
Do you want spaghetti for dinner? I know it's your favorite. Alrighty Aphrodite!

Taking a relaxing hot shower after a long stressful day, and muttering to yourself, Alrighty Aphrodite...