ass antlers

A lower back tattoo that looks like an ass rack. Literal translation of arschgeweih, German for tramp stamp.

Ass antlers = moose on the loose

by garnichts February 22, 2010

Antle Bomb

While innocently chilling having a siesta in the library you are surprised from behind by Antle (the moment of the dropping) Antle begins a fit of intense yelling and flailing wildly calling you out on your tom foolery.

Greg was inocenmtly having a siesta under the computer desk in the middle of a Antleprise class when all of a sudden the Antle Bomb was dropped and greg left in a fit of laughing and crying at the same time.

by Mr.Antle bomb March 27, 2009

man antler

A penis consisting of 7 inches or more, anything less is not applicable to the term.

Holy shit! Check out Antonio's man antler! That has to be bigger than 7 inches!

by Blue Cali March 5, 2008

Antler

Just like Horns antlers grow out of certain animal's heads however unlike horns antlers shed meaning the break off and grow back

Hunter 1: Ohhhh man that buck had nice set of antlers
Hunter 2: Sure did I'd say he was a 9 point

by ShadowReadGamer August 25, 2016

Jesus Antlers

An abstract concept that generalizes what every white blooded American should stand for.

Cletus - Wesley, did ya remember to pick up that case of PBR and the mountain dew?
Wesley - Hell yeah, I'm always wearing my Jesus Antlers.

by Batdad Merla February 17, 2013

Strangling Antler

The act of masturbating before work

Sorry I’m late, I’ve spent most of my morning strangling antler

by hero_of_kvatch August 26, 2021

sack of antlers

what someone who has lost a lot of weight looks like, similar to a wrinkly bag with bones sticking out

Check out Bertha - she used to be such a fat fuck, but since she lost 200 pounds she really looks like a sack of antlers.

by Hung like Zach December 19, 2008