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sports analyst

Anybody who gets paid a hefty sum to sit on their ass in front of a camera and give their "analyzation" of whatever sport under scrutiny. The analyzation usually consists of their own damn opinion. Most sports analysts in todays age consists of an old player of a particular sport because they either 1) need the money, 2) miss seeing their damn face on the tv screen, or 3) miss getting hot pussy with no effort.
Every mindless fuck could be a sports analyst in today's world.
by atmag06 June 2, 2005
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analytical

a motherfucker that has details of every thang !
Paul : I updated the computer while fixing it for you

Barbra: Thanks to your analytical skills my computer is twice as fast !
by #AH July 5, 2017
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phone ring analysis

when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time

no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.

5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone

anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore
She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call
by hardhitr3 August 11, 2009
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Application Support Analyst

This is an individual that will deal primarily with anything the client is too lazy to figure out on their own. He will attempt to find out, through testing and research (RTFM), if the clients issue is a bug. Most common cause is lazy, under trained clients that process transactions incorrectly and don’t know why they are incorrect. He will also be called on to participate in client calls that the CSM’s can’t handle on their own, QA work, training, implementation, writing knowledge base articles, writing up bugs and anything else that the rest of the company does not want to do. These individuals can be found in the break room during a 3 hr lunch; watching “Rock of Love”, playing Wii and getting a massage. If they are “working” at their desks; listen for individuals screaming “not it” when client calls come in. They are also known to be utterly useless on Fridays; commonly smelling of hops and barely. If you encounter one of these individuals make sure to not make eye contact, ask for any help or seem happy for any reason; as they have been known to completely destroy other people via IM
Client: Hi, I am having a problem with my software can you help?
Application Support Analyst: Are you a client? If so, enter a ticket and I will get to it when you are considered a high priority client.
Client: How do I do that?
Application Support Analyst: Your manager has to call and bitch more to my manager.
by Miles Mayhem May 8, 2008
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analastic limit

When a person's anal spincter cannot return to it's original form normally after some severe anal penetration.
I just fucked her ass so hard that it passed it's analastic limit.
by Randy George August 23, 2011
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Analysia

A spicy latina woman whose beauty demands attention. She is bossy and rude but yet you love her anyways....because she's Analysia.
Guy: Damn look at that spicy latina!
Girl: That one? Oh thats Analysia
by map1050 December 2, 2014
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Analystware

Software based primarily on an underlying technology (e.g. Cloud, SOA, REST) or “standard” (XACML, SPML, etc..) currently being hyped by industry analysts rather than on any actual real-world customer needs. The standard for the standards sake or “100% made of the new standard” would be their key messaging.
That Axiomaticals is so hot right now - they are pure Analystware.
by Patrick EID October 8, 2011
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