Anal beads

a string of wire with tape that causes a bomb to explode wen you run the shit over.

oh shit! were those anal beads?

by That Marine January 16, 2008

anal beads

A term used as a cry for help, or immediate assistance. The urgency of the request is normally received better than when someone is simply calling for help.

ex; There's a space chicken on Mars! ANAL BEADS!!!

by Ron_Mexico613 June 18, 2021

anal beads

A term used as a cry for help, or immediate assistance. The urgency of the request is normally received better than when someone simply calls for help.

ex: There's a space chicken on Mars! ANAL BEADS.

by Ron_Mexico613 June 21, 2021

anal beefs

to totally own someone

"i am gonna give you some anal beefs"

by eliotr October 29, 2006

Irish Anal Beads

Anal beads made out of several potatoes strung together.

"I needed to 'warm myself up' before the orgy, so I inserted my Irish Anal Beads an hour before the party" said Sark O'Mullivan

by Sark O'Mullivan December 9, 2012

Anal Beads

These anal beads will fit nicely in my anal cavity. Susan loves tasting my anal beads, she likes the juicy sauce that leaks off of it

Mom have you seen my anal beads? They smell "lovely"

by Niglelodoen July 27, 2019

anal beads

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP

RIP OUT THEM FUCKIN ANAL BEADS LIKE U RIP OUT A BEYBLADE RIPPER,* DONT STOP THIS EPIC POWER

by Austin<3 October 13, 2020