A Rusty Urkel is when you break wind in your love's face during oral sex and immediately put your finger to your lips, roll your eyes, and dramatically say, "Did I do that," in your best Steve Urkel voice!
Bill: How did you get pinkeye?
Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.
Bill: What did you do?
Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.
Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.
Bill: What did you do?
Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.
by Dr. Front Butt December 26, 2023
Get the Rusty Urkelmug. by Urkel888 June 14, 2025
Get the Urkel Gurklemug. A bitch ass nigga that preys on his own people for amusement . He has no class no finesse no game so he compensates for his lack of friends , dick , and social short comings by victimizing those whom he sees as powerful or factor's.
Ocd afflicted these types tend to obsess on thier false crusades under the guise of gas lighting etc........
Ocd afflicted these types tend to obsess on thier false crusades under the guise of gas lighting etc........
" Hey Lamont says Tyrone .....that fuck boy Rontae Urkel stole my toothbrush again G . Geewillikerz buddy thats gosh darn mean I say. Urkel..." Foc foc foc......
The end
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The end
Pow pow little joe coup de grace.
86 buckwheat.
Sas cos.
by Janette Spotavious August 25, 2022
Get the Urkelmug.