despite what people say, a great country. powerful, rich, and overall nice people. the majority of people you see dissing the states on here are actually folks who live here as well, but are going through the "fuck everyone i wanna be different and cool" phase in their life. a cool place, lived here my whole life, and there are just as many dumb people here as anywhere else. the U.S is misunderstood due to George bush jr, NOT sr, and is in decline. but as a country based off of freedom and liberty, i know we can bounce back. the land of the free and the home of the brave, i am proud to be an american!
Australian: i hear everyone in the states is dumb and fat, not to be rude though, mate
American: well, not exactly. maybe our leader made you believe that, but we are actually a capitalist nation, so a majority of us are smart. and we do have an obesity problem. but mostly in Texas.
American: well, not exactly. maybe our leader made you believe that, but we are actually a capitalist nation, so a majority of us are smart. and we do have an obesity problem. but mostly in Texas.
by darmanithegreat May 17, 2011
Often Used In Situations Where People Are Acting Like Bitches Or Supporting Communism.
A Term Commonly Used By Patriots Alike. (Yankee Or Southerner)
The Term Was Used Greatly During The Road Trip Of 2007 To Visit Some Friends At Suny Cortland. The Five Friends Used The Term So Often It Became A Catch Phrase First At The College Itself, Then Grew On Everyone Across The Nation Of The United States Of America.
Origin Of The Phrase Can Be Found In A Episode Of South Park With Bat Dad. Stan's Dad Says "Sorry I Thought This Was America" While He Is Being Arrested For Fighting At A Little League Baseball Game.
A Term Commonly Used By Patriots Alike. (Yankee Or Southerner)
The Term Was Used Greatly During The Road Trip Of 2007 To Visit Some Friends At Suny Cortland. The Five Friends Used The Term So Often It Became A Catch Phrase First At The College Itself, Then Grew On Everyone Across The Nation Of The United States Of America.
Origin Of The Phrase Can Be Found In A Episode Of South Park With Bat Dad. Stan's Dad Says "Sorry I Thought This Was America" While He Is Being Arrested For Fighting At A Little League Baseball Game.
Guy #1: Your Not Aloud To Date Your Sister!
Guy #2: This Is America Bitch!
Girl #1: What Makes You Think Your Getting Laid Tonight?
Guy #1: Well This Is America!
Girl #1: Your So Bold Take Me Now You Damn American.
Person: Hey I Want Free Health Care!
American: Sorry I Didn't Know This Was Communist Canada! Guess What?
Person: What? Canada Isn't Communist?
American: This Is America Isn't It?
Guy #2: This Is America Bitch!
Girl #1: What Makes You Think Your Getting Laid Tonight?
Guy #1: Well This Is America!
Girl #1: Your So Bold Take Me Now You Damn American.
Person: Hey I Want Free Health Care!
American: Sorry I Didn't Know This Was Communist Canada! Guess What?
Person: What? Canada Isn't Communist?
American: This Is America Isn't It?
by Jonathan R Potts December 05, 2007
The country that most of the world hates becuase of our excellent choice of leadership. It also allows such filth like that crazy Southern Baptist sect that protests funerals of soldiers and screams shit like "Thank God for dead soldiers! Thank God for 9/11! God hates queers!". Something, somewhere went horribly wrong.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
The greatest coutry in the world. (or used to be anyways)
Thanks in part to George W. Bush, America is now the most hated country in the world. Poor presidential decisions have caused a war, a crappy economy, high gas prices, global warming, as well as a new low in stupidity.
America used to be a place that people were proud to call "home" but now, most people just say they're canadian when they're really American.
In america, a third-string QB for a pro football team will be paid roughly 6 times as much as a blue-collar worker who works hard every single day.
People would rather read about who Jennifer Anniston is currently dating, rather then the current situation in Iraq.
American kids all dream about how they want to be Pro sports players, not for the love of the game, but for the love of the money.
America is the only place where the more money that is dumped into schools, the dumber the children get.
The reputation of America has been forever tarnished, thanks to George W Bush.
Thanks in part to George W. Bush, America is now the most hated country in the world. Poor presidential decisions have caused a war, a crappy economy, high gas prices, global warming, as well as a new low in stupidity.
America used to be a place that people were proud to call "home" but now, most people just say they're canadian when they're really American.
In america, a third-string QB for a pro football team will be paid roughly 6 times as much as a blue-collar worker who works hard every single day.
People would rather read about who Jennifer Anniston is currently dating, rather then the current situation in Iraq.
American kids all dream about how they want to be Pro sports players, not for the love of the game, but for the love of the money.
America is the only place where the more money that is dumped into schools, the dumber the children get.
The reputation of America has been forever tarnished, thanks to George W Bush.
by rice hater March 16, 2006
Full of inbred wankers that shoot up schools and are all fat shits that can’t stop eating and fucking each other’s sisters dirty pricks
by Killallcelticsupporters December 05, 2021
A country that promotes the introduction of democracy as a significant portion of their foreign affairs and relations agenda while taking counterproductive approaches of totalitarianism to do so.
Also refer to ethnocentrism for an understanding of most american citizens outlook pertaining ethnicity and cultural value.
Also refer to ethnocentrism for an understanding of most american citizens outlook pertaining ethnicity and cultural value.
Movie, Goodwill hunting NSA scene describes american foreign affairs while also summarizing George Bush's time in office.
by Paul13916 February 15, 2010
America.
by True American 1776 June 15, 2010