Alvaro 

An ugly fuck who is constantly high and doesn’t know how to strike a conversation. Alvaro’s are chill though, almost to chill, to the point where they want to do nothing. Will claim about dating a bunch of girls but has never actually had real proof of it. He’s an okay guy though overall

Yo ur a tucked Alvaro

Alvaro by Daddy fax February 3, 2020

Alvaro 

An illegal gay Mexican that beats his meat while listening to old record players.

Kid#1:Hey what’s sup with that new kid?

Kid#2:Oh he’s an Alvaro.
Kid#1: Pass me the phone, I’m calling ICE!

Alvaro by Digital_Grim March 4, 2019

Alvaro 

Alvaro is an average guy. Legend has it that he worked in retail and got swung at by a customer. He prides himself in being from Riverside. Alvaro will make living with him for five weeks unbearable. Before going into business with him, you should ask for references.

Alvaro, you should leave.

Alvaro by lololol9999 July 17, 2019

Alvaro 

Alvaro is usually a Spanish dickhead who overstays his welcome at every house he steps foot it. They often kick doors wide open smashing the wall and making more noise than a cat being beat with a hammer.

Is a simp.
Is a jew.
Thinks he's better than everyone because he drinks spiritual tea.
However, this bitch is ride or die so if you get an Alvaro keep that motherfucker on your side or suffer the consequences..

FUckig Helll what was that?? Thats was Alvaro Narouto runnning

Alvaro by ast0ra March 2, 2020

Alvaro 

He’s literally the best guy you’ll ever meet.

(He’s very rich as well)

(Ladies hit me up)

Alvaro is literally the best guy on planet earth

Alvaro by IMATYOMAMACRIB August 28, 2022

Alvaro 

Alvaro is nothing and everithing at the same time, he is a living paradox.
He created the Big Bang and is the Big Bang, everithing is Alvaro and Alvaro is in everyone

The Alvaro is the powerhouse of the cell
Only Alvaro

Alvaro by Danielman373-buchin January 18, 2023

Alvaro 

A little fag that likes incestual girls that like bats n stuff.

P1:”You don’t want your kid to end up like alvaro.”
P2:”you’re right”

Alvaro by Randomdefinerofstuff February 8, 2023