alvaro

A fat lard ass mexican who has no chin and looks like one of those PEZ despensers. Listens to extremely awful mexican rap through a pair of Dre Beats which everyone around him can hears and are annoyed. Could be associated with a taddin.

Pepi hangs out with that alvaro Perez, who annoys the hell out of me and Wolfgang as well

by alvaroperez53 March 1, 2012

alvaro

A young man who pretends to be a strong a powerful person but in the inside, he's a little girl. Parents usually call their children Alvaro because they either are ugly or have a small penis. Usually the second option.

You are such an Alvaro

by ASS18-7 January 20, 2016

alvaro romero

THE king of slatt 🐍member of the lollipop boys, associated with mattia polibio. HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE AND CUTE PERSON EVER periodt boo. he’s also kinda hot ;)

person A: whose ur fav tik toker?

person B: Mattia is sexy as shit but Alvaro romero is adorable, i can’t decide.
person A: idk who they are imma look em up

person B: bet it

by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019

Alvaro Balbin

A person who has a morbid illness of eating and keeps on getting his stomach punctured

He ate so much he became an Alvaro Balbin

by zupamaestro May 2, 2020

alvaro romero

slatt king, tiktok star, kinda cute, got that one haircut that all the hispanic boys who say the n word get, sahars babydaddy, aloe vera

person a: slatt👉👎
person b: okay alvaro

person a: huh
person b: alvaro romero, our slatt king🤮🐍

by bb ruby October 23, 2019

Alvaro Thing’s

It mean your doing that you don’t want to tell people that you are doing things.There not necessary bad things bad you just want to be sus for the sake of being sus and also you have to say it in third person like the rock

Yo what you doing
Alvaro:I’m doing alvaro thing’s

by Big daddy cholo April 16, 2021

Alvaro Morata

he is the chelsea player who cant score against arsenal.

omg its alvaro morata

by ahmad stokin January 6, 2018