Dutch door action

Having sex with both men and women at the same time.

"First he screws me, then he screws you. It's Dutch door action."

by J John Johnington IV December 27, 2008

side action

Any sexual act performed outside of one's own main relationship. Also called cheating, but with less negative implications...

Phil: Damn, I am going to hook up with that biznatch for some side action...

by Trey Bone September 4, 2008

Sweet Action Raccoon

A step up from "the cat's pajamas," Sweet action raccoon was coined by two college men who obviously had brains as big as the universe. They wanted their own way of saying "cool." Only the meaning stresses extremely cool. synonyms "off the chain dawg" "bees knees" "cat's pajamas".

Man 1. "Not only did the Cubs win but I got a hot chicks number."

Man 2. That is some sweet action raccoon!

by badnewscubs July 6, 2012

alton brown

Thomas Dolby's evil twin (or at least a dead ringer for him). Has a cooking show on the Food Network.

One of my favorite episodes is when Alton Brown shows how to brew your own beer.

by Beer Hunter February 12, 2004

Affirmative Action

An action that forgets that Asian are also a minority. Makes it harder for them to get into a good college, jobs, better life, etc.

Asian: Because of Affirmative Action, I have to get a 1550 on SAT and 4.9 GPA to get into a UC school.

by anonymous August 7, 2022

altonist

Someone who follows what Alton Brown says like a religion.

I am indeed an Altonist.

by Lovelytoes September 1, 2007

Action Man

A man of action. Whenever it is, wherever you are, Action Man will be there to make sure the roads are clear of obstructions. He will perform any task if is an emergency, but dont ask him to do anything that isnt... He is a man of action, a man in the now, he is Action Man...

...The GREATEST hero of them ALL!

What Up, Officer?" "Thank God, its Action Man, the roads will be clear from danger and now the gas tank wont explode!

by Keitherine February 25, 2011