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Alonso

Is goated and likes to suck cocktail. When hanging around bois he gets attracted to them and flirts with them. Can take a dick up his ass like a man.
by Alonso daddy November 23, 2021
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Alonso High School

AKA Flop Nation one of the dookie schools in the nation who once printed a shirt about beating a school then proceeded to lose the game.
by Coach Key October 5, 2022
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Olivia Josephine Alonso

The most beautiful and amazing girl in the entire ecosystem. Absolutely gorgeous and intelligent. You will never meet anyone quite like Olivia Josephine Alonso. She is a literal genius and when she applies herself, there is no stopping her. It is unfathomable that someone couldn't like her. She is giving, kind, loving, and caring. She is an amazing kisser and with every little kiss you will fall more and more in love with her. She puts her heart and soul into everything and never gives up. She loves her family and friends and cares unconditionally for her significant other. Whoever dates an Olivia Josephine Alonso, must be the luckiest person on the planet because nobody is worth solid gold.
Did you see Serena with Olivia Josephine Alonso?
Yeah, they're pretty happy together.
by eli19 August 4, 2017
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Alonso

A sub. Alonso is that one guy who can easily become your personal sub because he is such a simp. But he's also really adorable and you are lucky to know him. He resembles a ginger cat because he is sometimes extremely crazy and out of pocket but it's so worth it to see that side of him. He is currently unavailable as he is my sub. So find another sub. Byebye.
Alonso, what did I say about imploding on people?!
You're such a subway sandwich, Alonso.
by kjdsahfdjs September 5, 2022
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Alonso

A short form of saying Fernando Alonso. (the best F1 driver of all time)
"oh yeah Alonso is the GOAT of F1, undisputably"
by Cardigaso June 15, 2024
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