Alonso is the most handsome guy ever, but not only on the outside. He is also the most comprehensive and empathetic person you will ever meet. He is the bestest friend you’ll ever have and he won’t doubt to help when you need it. He’s loyal but only a true friend for those who deserve it.
He’s very indecisive but has a taste in music that’s perfect. He is also a hopeless romantic who wants love straight out of a book.
Pt: He’s probably blonde and gay
He’s very indecisive but has a taste in music that’s perfect. He is also a hopeless romantic who wants love straight out of a book.
Pt: He’s probably blonde and gay
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Get the Fernando Alonso mug.The Alonso-Schumacher Theory is the theory that if a person, often in a formal or casual competition, has something or someone they truly care about, they are, on average, less likely to take risks even if might really benefit them.
Based on a quote attributed to Formula One driver Fernando Alonso that talked about his fellow competitor Michael Schumacher at the 2005 Japanese Grand Prix ("I knew he'd brake, he has a wife and two kids at home"), the theory is named after them.
Based on a quote attributed to Formula One driver Fernando Alonso that talked about his fellow competitor Michael Schumacher at the 2005 Japanese Grand Prix ("I knew he'd brake, he has a wife and two kids at home"), the theory is named after them.
"Y'know, Rhys's lap times could really be improved by half a second... it's like he's unwilling to go 100%."
"It's probably because he just got engaged, he can't leave his future wife."
"Ah, the Alonso-Schumacher theory in action, never gets old"
"It's probably because he just got engaged, he can't leave his future wife."
"Ah, the Alonso-Schumacher theory in action, never gets old"
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