almond yak

A drink only known to Yurt bar patrons and travel medicine doctors expressed from the almond bits of a yak.

"That Almond Yak had quite a kick", said the bar patron, after finding himself on the ground behind an angry Mongolian yak.

by I’rom Man December 11, 2020

almond joying

Eating ass

I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying

by xXFBombXx June 16, 2014

almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles

last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.

by ken power September 5, 2007

Almond dick

A game involving almonds being bounced off of a boner, into a cup or a open female mouth.

hey tom lets play some almond dick this friday

by wakawakacarlos September 8, 2010

almond mom

basically yolanda hadid telling her daughter gigi to eat half an almond after gigi said she was about to faint

„you know how my mom projects her body insecurities onto me?“

„yeah, she thinks we're still in the 90s. such an almond mom“

by materialgwoorl April 1, 2023

almond roca

Heaven in candy form. chocolate, toffee, almonds and walnuts.
The thing you use to make people fall in love with you.

Friend: you want some almond roca?
Friend 2: is it good?
Friend 3: dont ask just eat it. Stick it in your mouth, chew, swallow and then express you joy!

by iBadass December 22, 2008

Almond Joy

The male version of a camel toe where you can see the outline of the dudes junk from pants that are too tight.

Dude, check out Tim's Almond Joy. No wonder he's always depressed.

by Duane Ball May 17, 2004