Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.

John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*

by Flute Salad October 9, 2015

One Almond

The philosophy of Amir Blumenfeld that One Almond is the perfect amount of almonds.

Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"

by mason+ok! January 8, 2020

Almond Breeze

The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.

Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.

by dropwlrcartitiredofleakssmh October 7, 2020

dropping the almond

To give up hope in finding a partner/relationship.

Jason: Wow Jack seems really miserable today...
Bill: Yeah I think he may finally be dropping the almond.

by Forenti February 13, 2015

Crotch Almonds

Testes, Testicles

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.

by Niinaaaa July 30, 2017

almond palmer

A mix of almond milk and lemonade, at room temp.

I had a nice almond palmer.

by KingDerpichu36 November 3, 2018

Almond Butter

almond butter is what rich people cum

when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt

by Delicious B!tch July 3, 2018