Aliens
Aliens by admin of interplanetary travel January 13, 2022
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Hym "Well, yeah... I guess that makes sense, I mean... Yeah... When we think of aliens we think little green men or tall slender greys but yeah, why wouldn't they just look like people? I mean, they would BE people but I mean, like, they would just look human. Bipedal primate-derived humanoids. If you need a planet that is LIKE EARTH... For life to occur... And Primates evolve to develop sentience.... Why would Aliens... Not just look like humans. So yeah... This is a rejoinder to my other thing. If aliens exist, they are either stuck on their planet (like we are) OR they are already here because they don't use rocket propulsion (because that would be retarded and it takes to long to get anywhere) AND they look like people. They just ARE here. Probably trying to hoard all the women and resources for themselves because if we're all racist and morally incoherent why would they not also be that. They probably have some kind of deluded family unit worshipping breeding cult of their own and/or fed us one for free labor. They might even be a hivemind. Which is why our social structure is retarded. They would be trying to model our society after their society and we are not eachother. But, yeah, good point YouTube algorithm. I hadn't though of that."
Aliens did it
A cop out, bullshit ending or rehash.
As made famous by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Probably used in a time of panic and under the influence of both alcohol and a myriad of illegal substances.
As made famous by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Probably used in a time of panic and under the influence of both alcohol and a myriad of illegal substances.
George: "Are we sure we want to make a new Indie movie, I mean the guys not as fit as he used to be and those are classic films?"
Steven: "How else are we gonna fund our habit?"
George: "I'm just struggling with an ending, that's all"
Steven: "Aliens did it."
George: " You haven't read the script..."
Steven: "How else are we gonna fund our habit?"
George: "I'm just struggling with an ending, that's all"
Steven: "Aliens did it."
George: " You haven't read the script..."
Aliens did it by jMiR89 February 21, 2011
aliens in the attic
The greatest movie ever. It fixed me and my wife's marrige. It brought into the city of England. I also now have full custody of the kids.
aliens in the attic by Aliens in my attic fan club August 23, 2017
Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome
Incorrectly praising an artists work for something that the artist did not intend to do.
Etymology: The game Aliens Vs. Predator for the Atari Jaguar was praised for the heightened tension created by the fact that certain enemies didn't make any noise when they saw you, however this was really only because the game cartridge could not fit any more sounds onto it.
Etymology: The game Aliens Vs. Predator for the Atari Jaguar was praised for the heightened tension created by the fact that certain enemies didn't make any noise when they saw you, however this was really only because the game cartridge could not fit any more sounds onto it.
The praise of the complex verbiage of James Joyce is actually Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome, he was in fact simply drunk.
Aliens Vs. Predator Syndrome by John Balance July 2, 2006