Alberto

Alberto is a tall Mexican man. Gets lot of girls, and knows the entire fucken city. He is very nice but can be an asshole at times. He’s very reckless and can be a little crazy but it’s okay, because he’s alberto what can we say. Whenever ur with him you’ll be safe. He’s got every thing under control. His body count is super high, he’s for the highway!

Alberto is such a player.

by Elixabeth December 8, 2021

Alberto

One of the most sexiest man in the universe he is so hot and sexy and beautiful he makes me cum every second he looks at me

Omg Its Alberto *cums*

by Fawnino April 13, 2022

Alberto

A guy that simps for an Anime chick who will never love him

Guy1: Have you heard of Alberto?
Guy2: Yeah....He simps for a MHA character, right?

by FnafFnCod_09 April 28, 2021

Alberto

A very hyper and exciting person. People with this name are also very kind hearted. This name means "bright and noble" but depending on it's origin, it also means "wanderer".

"Wow he's very hyper today!"
"He's not just hyper, he's Alberto!"

by Mark_0534 April 19, 2018

Alberto

That nigga will fuck u up he a fukin thug don't mess wit dat nigga

Alberto my nigga that dude is a cold hearted crazy straight up thug ass mothafucka

by Emma209 March 10, 2019

Alberto

Some nigga that wants to “go back home”.
Likes to watch anime and jerk off to hentai. Really good at Minecraft. Sees the world in black & white. Very realistic and pessimistic. VERY MEAN AND YELLS AT HIS FRIENDS. Friends are useless like Sakura Haruno. Lowkey loves his friends and family he just stubborn. Kawaii in the streets but Senpai in the sheets.

Alberto will fuck on yo bitches

by BubbyChan April 21, 2021

Alberto

An alberto is a poo-ho, a very undesirable woman. This word references Alberto Pojols (pronounced Alberto Poohos)

Origin:
Poo- fecal waste
Ho- a prostitute

Usage: often used by a friend to stealthily alert one that he is flirting with a poo-ho

A man is talking to a very unattractive woman at a party, and his friend walks up to him, saying, "Alberto is on the phone for you. Let it ring."

by Poobamaster December 4, 2007