alastair

ginger. often has a fondness for sheep.

alastair has very ginger hair. have you seen that sheep he's been chasing lately?

by roo23 December 19, 2008

alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids

alastair wood get away from hose kids

by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016

Timothy Alastair McLain

One must always look up to him, as he is not man, but a being so powerful and majestic that all of humankind must watch in awe and disbelief at his form. TAM is one to be revered, one to be feared, one to be worshipped, one to be sacrificed for, one to put above the belief or ideas of all else. TAM is not God, but he is above God, and he shall be treated as if nothing else in the world possesses any minute value, as all universal importance stems from TAM.

Give your life for Timothy Alastair McLain or you will be as worthless as a woman.

by Elizabeth Shuk the Third October 12, 2021

Alastair

Filthy nonce

Omg look, he’s definitely an Alastair

by JacobSam December 18, 2019

Alastair

Chode.

Alastair is a chode.

by Little Venice January 28, 2014

alastair

A short douchebag.

That guy is such an Alastair!

by Raaaaandom December 30, 2015

Alastair

A true coward. Weak. Cruel and unfair - often bullies women.

'thank god I'm not like alastair, I'm strong and smart'

by Fples August 27, 2019