aggravated assault

Where someone becomes so fed up with the infuriating actions of another person that he clobbers said aggravator.

If The Three Stooges had tried their assorted "swatting 'n' pummeling" monkeyshines today, they would have faced multiple charges of aggravated assault.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Angrivated

Angry, Aggravated, Agitated, Simply Angrivated

I'm so Angrivated right now!

by The Queen Of Errythang July 28, 2016

aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 16, 2019

aggravated pod

A pod in jail or prison where the inmates can't come in direct contact with the correctional officer because the officer is behind a booth of bullet proof glass and is reserved for inmates arrested for using weapons to commit crimes.

Since you used a firearm in the robbery you're going to the aggravated pod 26

by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac December 27, 2019

Aggravated motion

Anything between two people that deems their actions as aggressive.

Also could mean those two people are having sex

Those two crack head's are greating each other with lots of aggravated motion. Last night we had some aggravated motion

by Mr.Vi.e.1323??? August 6, 2020

Aggravated Em Anus

When you squat while cleaning your room on your period and you think you have to fart but you accidentally poop yourself violently. It drips into the bloody pad as well as your underwear itself but yet, through sheer determination, you still clean up your room before cleaning your butt

Wow dude! I have an extreme case of aggravated Em anus last night!

by Jefree123456789 October 14, 2020