AFF spec

Short for "australian ford forums specification" which basically means very crap, or used to describe someone who has done something bad to you for no reason.

"Dude, check out my painted dash and neonz"

"OMFG...get rid of that!!! So AFF spec!"

Or:

"Dude, why would you root my girlfriend? That's AFF spec man"

by Rollin40 May 29, 2008

aff it

The opposite of clean on it! This term applies to someone who has been drinking alcohol for quite some time and has eventually stopped.
Again, possibly originating in Larne, Northern Ireland, it ultimately applies when someone ISN'T drinking alcohol!

someone called Dale from Larne is never aff it!

by Weaselcheat July 14, 2010

Aff the face

The act of jabbing your own face with the end of a dart during the backswing of a throw.

Usually accompanied by the utterance of "Aff the face" as the dart flies pathetica;;y into the 1.

Bad yin.

"Aff the face" tutted the Doctor as he scored a measly 7.

by Flapjackandy December 1, 2009

aff yer nut

crazy

you are aff yer nut

by monkey spank June 21, 2010

AFF GOALS

"AFF GOALS"is a expression used in conversations and texts to express there self by saying something or someone is cool,awesome, or great.

Mark:If I was the richest kid in the world that would be aff goals!
Tom:you know right

by Keishonlol May 28, 2017

aff yon

To be tired of the banality of the current social situation

Stop talking, you’re about as funny as toothache, i’m aff yon

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Taps aff

(Scots Vernacular) The removing of one's shirt or other upper body garments, most often in the event of warm weather but also often for purposes of celebration or simple antagonism.

Lt Data: "Captain, due to our proximity to this binary star, hull temperature has already reached critical levels and internal sensors indicate imminent failure in the enterprise's internal cooling system"

Captain Jean-Luc Picard "Right every c*nt, taps aff"

by I Hate The Future October 5, 2012