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Absofuckinglutely is used as an overlay emphatic affirmative statement, celebrated by drinking either Absinth or Absolute. For use cases of highest emphasis, the word's center may be acted out, often after an excess of end-point celebrations.
Absofuckinglutely is used as an overlay emphatic affirmative statement, celebrated by drinking either Absinth or Absolute. For use cases of highest emphasis, the word's center may be acted out, often after an excess of end-point celebrations.
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An expression of undeniable certainty only to be used by the most qualified smartasses.
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An expression of undeniable certainty only to be used by the most qualified smartasses.
"Ginny is an absofuckinglutely badass that everyone loves and adores"
“Deion is absofuckinglutely an asshole”
“Sometimes the letter B stands for absofuckinglutely.”
"Gin is absofuckinglutely the best drink ever!”
“Taking a shot of Malort at the Memphis Whistle is absofuckinglutely expected of you.”
“When you find your people, you will absofuckinglutely know it.”
“Deion is absofuckinglutely an asshole”
“Sometimes the letter B stands for absofuckinglutely.”
"Gin is absofuckinglutely the best drink ever!”
“Taking a shot of Malort at the Memphis Whistle is absofuckinglutely expected of you.”
“When you find your people, you will absofuckinglutely know it.”
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I absofuckinglutely love beer!
You are absofuckinglutely right!
Are you coming to the party tonight? Absofucinglutely!
You are absofuckinglutely right!
Are you coming to the party tonight? Absofucinglutely!
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