Abe Lincoln Log

Similar to and typically following it's predecessor the "Abe Lincoln;" this manuever is pulled off by adding the all-too popular "CLeveland Steamer" applied to the chin. Thus creating a makeshift adhesive "log" that any stragglers can stick to, creating a muddy beard.
To pull off the true beard style "NuttyMuddy Abe Lincoln Log" : Eat an adequate portion of crushed walnuts, peanuts, pinenuts, almonds, acorns or any variation thereof. At time of Cleveland Steam application,log should be a nice NuttyMuddy consistency

"My girlfriend didn't wax often onough. So, to teach her a lesson, I donkey-punched the bitch, shaved that shit, crapped and jacked off on her chin. Then, I shaved her snatch, spread her pubes on the cumlog. She had THE Abe Lincoln Log."

by 9100' High July 15, 2006

Abe Lincoln

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then tossing a hand full of your own pubis hairs onto her face.

I shaved my pubes last night and decided to give Alecia an Abe Lincoln

by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009

abe lincoln

getting sucked off by your girlfriend then cumming on her face and throwing your pubes on the jiz and and raise ur fist up and scream abe lincoln

salley got an abe lincoln

by blinkfreak February 10, 2005

the abe lincoln

Your banging the girl from behind until your ready to bust, then you pull out and shoot her in the back of the head

That girl is so slutty that she probably gets abe lincolned all the time

by CP A620 April 3, 2005

Abe Lincoln

1) When an unconscious person gets their face skeeted on, then their pubes trimmed and stuck to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

2) He freed the negros.

3) A wrestler who became the sixteeth president of the United States. It's a job, right?

4) When a partner, during intercourse, shits logs of feces onto their partner's face, building a cabin.

"Nick was the first to pass out at the Delta Gama frat party. They dropped their pants, then Abe Lincoln'd him for being a pussy."
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"Abe Lincoln freed the niggers"
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"I'm going to Abe Lincoln my way to the White House."
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"Billy wouldn't fuck me tonight. I got the blue balls so bad that I Abe Lincoln'd a shit cabin on his mouth while he slept."

"Patty wouldn't give me oral last night after her dentist appointment, so she gave me an Abe Lincoln instead."

by Mejosh March 23, 2009

Abe Lincoln

an Abe Lincoln is when ur about to ejaculate and u proceed to make ur release all over her face where a beard like Abe Lincoln's would go and then u shave off ur pubes and let them fall on her face creating a beard.

note: in this day and age females shouldn't have enough pubic hair to create the beard for an Abe Lincoln, and if they like the look of pubic hair or something they should be wearing a merkin

My girlfriend got a job in the circus after i gave her an Abe Lincoln.

by Binch Merkin April 8, 2004

abe lincoln

Just before you're about to go down on a girl with a hairy bush, you squirt some krazy glue on your chin, and quickly go to town. Her hair will instantly become bonded to your chin. When her pubes are sufficiently adhered, you yank your face up quickly thus yanking most of the pubic hair out of her mount. You are now covered with an Abe Lincoln type beard.
This is actually a "partial" abe lincoln. See full abe lincoln for more details.

Dude, I gave that beeotch an abe lincoln, and now she wants to charge me with assault!! whats up with that!?!

by Joe Swift June 9, 2007