Arctic Monkey

The act of freezing a banana over night and useing it as a dildo the next day.

Also leaving a banana flavor on the area of use ;)

Jen: "why do you smell like a banana"
Jill: "oh I just gave myself a good old arctic monkey"
Jen: "ohhhhh lucky you"

by Lwellington August 26, 2015

Arctic monkey

Verb
1. To pretend to have the same superficial interests as a person, with the goal to have sex with them. Coined for the pretentious tastes that many art hoes and alt girls have, including the band Arctic Monkeys.

Guy 1: "Bro this pink-haired chick let me smash last night after I told her I liked Steven Universe"
Guy 2: "Dude you totally arctic monkey'd her!"

by ElliotRodgerCW October 29, 2019

Arctic monkey

Humans descended from apes that gradually spread from Africa via the Mediterranean and Eurasia to the Arctic circle

Bev: “It’s Baltic out there tonight, pet. Wish I owned a coat.” Janet: “Fook off - we’re Arctic monkeys.”

by pauly coconuts February 6, 2020

Artic Monkey

Also known as white porch monkey(a white person)

"Get that artic monkey off my lawn!"

by Articmonkeyballz June 8, 2024

Artic Monkey

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)

I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.

Get that artic monkey off my lawn

by Articmonkeyballz June 9, 2024