Almond Breeze

The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.
Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.
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One Almond

The philosophy of Amir Blumenfeld that One Almond is the perfect amount of almonds.
Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"
by mason+ok! January 8, 2020
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bald almond

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.
“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”
by hopey777 July 17, 2020
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dropping the almond

To give up hope in finding a partner/relationship.
Jason: Wow Jack seems really miserable today...
Bill: Yeah I think he may finally be dropping the almond.
by Forenti February 13, 2015
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Crotch Almonds

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.
by Niinaaaa July 30, 2017
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almond palmer

A mix of almond milk and lemonade, at room temp.
by KingDerpichu36 November 3, 2018
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Almond Butter

when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt
by Delicious B!tch July 3, 2018
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