The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.
Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.
by dropwlrcartitiredofleakssmh October 7, 2020

Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"
by mason+ok! January 8, 2020

“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”
by hopey777 July 17, 2020

Jason: Wow Jack seems really miserable today...
Bill: Yeah I think he may finally be dropping the almond.
Bill: Yeah I think he may finally be dropping the almond.
by Forenti February 13, 2015

by Niinaaaa July 30, 2017

by KingDerpichu36 November 3, 2018

when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt
by Delicious B!tch July 3, 2018
