Aligada

a terror professor, derived from the name of Atty. Augusto K. Aligada a famous law professor from University of Santo Tomas, Philippines

Prof. Baron, our history professor is such an aligada.

by Attorney Jose January 9, 2010

align

A term used by foreign, often incompetent, IT managers to describe an integration task or a task requiring cooperation between multiple employees.

"@employee_one, plz align with @employee_two to update new do_stuff() function from last merge."

"I failed my English classes but blew enough cocks to become a team leader, so I use 'align' instead of terms like 'work together', 'integrate into' or 'talk with'."

by Potato2020 March 31, 2020

Shite Alight

The old turd in a burning bag trick, when the unfortunate householder stamps out the flaming faeces, the assembled throng sings out "Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight" to the tune of Desmond Dekker & The Aces "Israelites"

Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight

by Bruning down the scouse December 4, 2010

when the stars align

When an unexpected and nearly impossible event takes place. Usually due to pure luck or the divine intervention of God.

The love of my life left and went back to her own country, and I don't know if I'll ever see her again. But I pray to God each day and when the stars align I hope we'll end up together.

by bigtree_us20 October 23, 2011

Aligator arm

To pretent to want to pay the check at a restaurant or bar, insincerely. He "Aligator armed" the check. Example is to reach out, but only so slightly to try to get the check but have it taken away by someone else at the table that will pay.

He "Aligator armed" the check. Example is to reach out, but only so slightly to try to get the check but have it taken away by someone else at the table that will pay.

by Steve Nicely July 19, 2010

big lipped aligator moment

named after the random musical number sung by a big lipped aligator at the end of the movie. a scene that comes right out the fuck of nowhere and has no bearing on the plot,

1. the comodo dragon in fernguly
2. the crocodile from all dogs go to heaven (after which the big lipped aligator moment is named)
3. the pink elephants from dumbo
4. the fucked up tunnel from willy wonka

by big lipped aligator lover September 5, 2009

AliG

1)The funniest fucker ever.
2)The british tom green, however, funnier cause this man knows how to "diggity check himself before he wrecks himself"
3)"Respect" to ali and the pun-a-ni
4)HBO cut him off cause he was too funny

"Hey billy, Lets go wear some tommy gear."
"Dawg dont run on Ali's style. Ya gots to respect."

by Hooman December 12, 2003