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floss the albatross

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden
floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain
by killerbee33 April 21, 2018
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email albatross

Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up in your Inbox. Occasionally shortened to albatross.
...sorry I haven't been in touch but I've been suffering from a major case of email albatross...
by eine May 30, 2006
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The Albatross

An encounter where one woman gathers at least 10 other men and pleasures each one of them at once. She does this by entering into an open squat and placing each man's penis into both armpits, both elbow joints, both hands, both knee joints, her vagina/anus/both, and her mouth. The awkward and frantic motion of a flapping bird gives the impressive feat its name.
"Man this seems like a sausage fest here"
"Let's call up Ashley and she can do the Albatross."
by Count Thugula September 11, 2011
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Hip Albatross

A song about Zombies, by the Gorillaz. It is sung by 2D and includes pieces from "Dawn of the Dead" and "Day of the Dead."
Hip Albatross lyrics: "I was born a zombie by Mercury By the sea.
by A Skull April 30, 2006
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fat albatross

1. A man who refuses to show any enthusiam towards work or any other activity other than squash or drinking beer and eating a steak.

2. A man willing to engage in a sexual act that involves lying on his back, taking one in the shitter, the mouth and wanking off two others.
Kim Beasley, Fat Al, Fat Albatross, dog fucker
by mooroobool November 12, 2013
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shoot the albatross

V.
to bring bad luck by accident/circumstance; to jinx.

Taken from "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner", a narrative poem in which a sailor shoots and kills an albatross, a seabird said to bring good luck to sailors. The killer is cursed to spend eternity wandering the Antarctic Ocean unless he confesses his sin.

He drifts alone for several years, but finally prays for forgiveness and is saved, gaining a respect for God's creation in the process (the moral of the poem).

Invented at Michigan Lutheran High School.
Bob: We lost the football playoffs; who shot the albatross?
Alice: I did; I accidentally spilled some salt at lunch...

Alice: Don't cross your legs when playing poker. That's the poker equivalent of shooting an albatross.

Bob: If you end up on the cover of a Madden game, you'll shoot the albatross, so to speak, and end your career.
by HC Drezz March 23, 2011
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Jewish Albatross

Dripping soy sauce down the pulsating member of a jewish man's forskin, while reciting the indian code to survival in the great plains.
jimmy k told me about the Jewish Albatross as we were reading the Torah.
by Kevboe, cole cakes, cel. May 16, 2008
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