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One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.
The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.
by antibender December 27, 2010
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Swiffer Sweeper

A household tool used to push dirty into a pile followed by the use of a broom and dust pan to finish the chore.
I love to push around dirt with my Swiffer Sweeper!
by UDefinitions March 4, 2021
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Swiffer

Swiffer is a sex technique were you put a dead squirrle, or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrait a girl so you swiff the dust out of her pussy.
Last night he made the swiffer, an it was great and im not dusty anymore from inside
by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020
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Swiffer

The swiffer is a sex technique where you put a dead squirrle , or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrate a girl . Then she is not dusty from inside anymore.
Yesterday my BF made the Swiffer and it was fantastic. I never was so clean!
by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020
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Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”
by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023
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Swiffer

Swiffer. A Swiffer Is Someone Who Swats An Entire Persons Family
Im A Professional Swiffer
by Swatfamous February 27, 2023
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