July 4th

The one day of the year we all forget how shitty our country and by extension our government is.

HAPPY JULY 4TH!

by iamarealamerican July 19, 2015

July 4th

Independence Day

The Independence celabration happened on July 4th because the horses were to slow to make it happen on the same day as the signing of the document on July 1st. Therefore it took place on July 4th, to give the horses enough time to get to California.

by G.E.D July 7, 2018

July 4th

July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes

You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no

You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you

by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022

July 4th

Most American day of the year!

July 4th is almost here!!!!!!!! 3 more days!

by nubba nubba the basset hound July 3, 2021

July 4th

A day where the most glorious people who have the ability to outshine Independence Day are born in

Wren:”is that guy born on July 4th”
Gracie”pfft, ofc why do u think he’s so capable and dependable”

by Underfyinf September 28, 2020

July 4th

MOTHERFUCKING 'MURICA DAY!!!!!'
AMERICA FUCK YEA!!!!
BLAST YA MOST AMERICAN MUSIC AND GET DRUNK AS HELL

July 4th is murica day

by FUCKYOUCUNTMUFFIN October 14, 2019

July 4th

The birth of the greatest nation on Earth, America.

Anyone who says July 4th isnt the greatest, is a communist.

by BlackGringo July 22, 2015