PHP

worst shit ever made

person 1: PHP is nerdy,
person 2: real

by lucaca January 18, 2023

php

Commonly referred to as the Perl for n00bs. Learn a REAL language...

#!/usr/bin/perl
print "PHP sucks... hard..."

by perlboy June 26, 2006

α-PHP

Short for α-Pyrrolidinohexiophenone. Psychoactive drug of the cathinone class and is a structural isomer of pyrovalerone. Similar to other drugs often referred to as "bath salts" such as it's big brother α-PVP as well as MDPV (Methylenedioxypyrovalerone). This means that it is good for roughly 30 minutes of intense euphoria followed by at least a couple hours of equally intense melancholy. Can be ingested in a variety of ways.

Dave: "Hey man Rodrigo doesn't look so good"

Man: "He railed a fat line of α-PHP about an hour ago, once the heart palpitations, jaw clenching, and general dysphoria passes he'll be ok"

Rodrigo: "(takes another bump)"

by diggernick69 December 31, 2016

PHP-Nuke

Before myspace, the kids had to use something that took at least half of a brain to use, This was PHP-Nuke.. Unfortunately it isn't as popular as it once was.

Webmaster 1: Dude, all of these clan sites look the same..
Webmaster 2: Heh, PHP-Nuke.

by Branin November 1, 2009

php?tag

A hipster who is also very good in programming code.

He ain’t just a hippie, he’s php?tagged

by Diceandjoker May 7, 2018

PHP-Over

It's the same as a hang-over, except from programming PHP, instead of drinking.

I had a crazy PHP-over this morning, I was up until 5 AM programming PHP...

by SluethYourMom December 6, 2009

https: // my .urbandictionary. com / add . php

The web address I, myself, and everyone on this website that has created a definition goes through to make one (without the spaces btw since you cant include links in the examples but also have to include the name of the definition in the example thingy space)

Kyle: How do you make a definition on urbandictionary.com?
Butters: https: // my .urbandictionary. com / add . php

by urbandictionary.comlol September 17, 2023