Tina is a breathe of fresh air. She is unlike anyone youโve ever met. She drinks like a
fish but becomes an Audubon Guide to every fucking North American
bird youโve ever seen when sheโs drunk. Some people think her know-it-all-attitude is
annoying but her husband thinks sheโs hilarious. When Tina isnโt partying by a campfire you can find her doing a jigsaw puzzle or reading a book. Tina is a good friend but if you cross her youโll likely never talk to Tina again. She doesnโt give a fuck.
Person1: I wonder which
bird is up in that tree?
Person 2: Oh, letโs
ask Tina, she knows everything.
Tina: Youโre listening to a Cedar Waxwingโs thin, lisping
cry.