skype

piece of shit

hey girl..Ik we didn't get to skype tonight.. but that's alright.

skype by FDXGCVUJHBKBHUVGTYFGUFTCDRTFUC December 8, 2020

Skype

Any software that always hangs and crashes and stops functioning, just like Skype.

Your software is so Skype. Work on it's stability dude.

Skype by farhadge July 29, 2021

Skype

to completely fuck up the easiest opportunity imaginable

Skype really Skyped when they did not expand their business during the pandemic.

Skype by mimicry_ricky March 31, 2024

Skype

Adverb/Noun: Irrelevant and washed up, perhaps defunct

Noun: You fucking skype;
Adverb: You skypin ass bitch
Noun: Skyper

Skype by Chris Skype December 22, 2025

Skype daddy 

A divorced or separated dad who communicates on Skype with his kids, who primarily live with their mom.

Biomom: “Jerry calls the girls every night now after dinner.”

Biomom’s divorced confidente: “I thought you don’t even answer the phone if you see it’s him.”

Biomom: “No, he skypes them during homework time.”

Confidente: “Ahh. Ya my Roger was a skype daddy too. It’s a phase.”

Skype daddy by PJMac August 1, 2012

Skype Spliff 

When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).

Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.

Skype Spliff by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011

Skype Bang 

Skype Bang is the act of banging someone on skype(everyone plz go back to skype)

Tempest Skype Bang?

Skype Bang by Rowley Heffley February 2, 2020