Torrance crawfish

Torrance crawish is a truly skanky little troll who lies cheats and does anything possible to fuck your boyfriend or girlfriend. It don't matter. Often seen high as fuck on Xanax yelling the word alprzolam loudly for no reason what so ever while stealing anything she thinks is cool. Known to also give said trash back as a birthday gift if you are lucky. Beware Torrance may seem like a 12 year old boy, but seems to have the genitalia of whatever creature she is trying to bed down for the moment

Holy shit Torrance Crawfish is screwing Brandon's best friend again while he is in jail!

by Mr cracker jacker March 28, 2024

Blue Crawfish

A form of blow job in which the giver clamps a crawfish claw around the base of the receivers shaft while fully erect, at which point the blow job is continued until the penis turns blue and the crawfish claw in unclenched, causing the built up semen to release all at once.

I gave Mike a blue crawfish yesterday, all though it was more purple than blue

by aTut86 May 24, 2025

Cooking the crawfish

The act of anal sex with a Cajun girl

He was cooking the crawfish with his new girlfriend last night

by Wilco264 May 5, 2023

Wings on Rye and a Crawfish Pie

Celebratory expression to describe a state of euphoria usually induced by too much alcohol or on it's.

Richard: "Why is Bert dancing so much?"
Dick: "I don't know he looks like he's on it."
Bert: "Wings on Rye and a Crawfish Pie!!!!!!!!"
Bert: "Snarfffff Snarffffffff"

by RichardBRichardson April 26, 2012

Crayfish

An all mighty being of pure chaos

Oh god its a fucking crayfish

by MuchCrayfish909 August 16, 2019

Crayfish

Crayfish means crazy or mad.

That party was so crayfish!
Damn...what a crayfish class.
Did you see that new kid? He is totally crayfish!
Ahhh! This is driving me crayfish!

What? This is Crayfish!
Crayfish?!-No, this is SPARTA!

by leetlemming March 10, 2009

Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs

TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!

by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018