National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020

moob slap

when a man slaps his huge fat titties while dancing around like a fucking idiot

my little brother was moob slapping at a mexico resort and no bitches wanted him

by glooks46 June 22, 2022

cracker slapped

A cracker slap is getting slapped with a cracker by a cracker.

abi cracker slapped daniela

by i'm babi January 30, 2024

Slap ass January

January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.

Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back

Person 2: good luck!

by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019

Slap Nut

a stupid ass lame who is a stupid ass pos

shut up slap nut

by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025

peanut slap

A painful slap to the nuts

Ah
I just go peanut slapped

by Optic grapefruit August 27, 2016

bitch slap

a girl who slap that mother fucker for being a little shit

"shut up" said Abagail "no" said john so Abagail bitch slap john

by ezxchkl;' February 25, 2020