Simp

Someone that would say anything to win the favor particularly of a girl

Thomas Corr in the western cape is the biggest simp

by Ffffffffffffgggggggggg June 24, 2020

Simp

Teo danjou

Teo danjou is the biggest simp

by Papi holden August 28, 2020

Simp

Noun: A premature ejaculating beta male who is ashamed of his masculinity and regularly hen-pecked.

Richard: I cucked Dan last night.

Steve: What a simp.

Dan: Richard tried to cuck me last night but he couldn’t get hard.

Steve: What a simp.

by Heinrich Schenker November 28, 2020

Simp

when they but the hoes before the bros

That man went simping over a girl instead of getting on Xbox

by 🇸🇰 January 17, 2023

Simp

the ONE FUCKING WORD that 12 year old white boys love to overuse to death

girl: can someone open the door for me?

guy: let me get that for you

white boy 1: SIMP

white boy 2: SIMP

white boy 3: SIMP

white boy 4: SIMP

guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP

by givememyfuckinglasagna March 22, 2021

No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

simp

Super
Intense
Mincraft
Player

what can i say? im a simp

"IM A SIMP- SUPER INTENSE MINECRAFT PLAYER!!" said kid from mr.beast video

by cookie monster12 August 9, 2021