National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is a day where you post fake friends on November 5th.

“You remember that bitch that snaked me?”
“Yeah”

“She finna get it today”
National Fake Friend Day is a day where you post fake friends on November 5th.

by ashkash November 1, 2021

National Send Nudes Day

SEPTEMBER 5th ladies and gents you know the deal, only for those sweeties out there who are wholesome and deserving

Person1: hey it’s national send nudes day *sends a nude*

by ❤️❤️💝💝❤️❤️ November 5, 2018

National Poke That Titty Day

On April 13th you can grab anyone's Titty. No matter the gender, race, taken, not taken, anyone. So be prepared people

Yo I'm gonna grab her titty because it's National Poke That Titty day and nothing's wrong with it.

by What up tryna chill May 25, 2018

National Eat Out Day

On April 14th You eat any shordy out

Mandem: "Shordy lemme eat you out "
Shordy: "Nah styll"
Mandem: " Lowe me its National Eat Out Day"

by shordy12345 May 25, 2018

NATIONAL GRAB EVERYTHING WEEK

You can grab any girls ass or boobs this day. Mark it down, it’s from April 22nd to April 29th

Look, grab her ass or boobs it’s national grab everything week.

by National Posts April 15, 2019

National bod mon day

Ight so boom ..Aug 5 bod mon day, don’t cry over no bitch nor nigga , don’t expect anything from anyone.. get to the fucking bag, smack a bitch if have to but Aug 5 post a picture of yu being a bod mon , Drippppp , LMFAOOO. Don’t forget make this shit legendary !

“Yo smack that bitch ”
“Ight bet”
“SHAPOWWW”
NATIONAL BOD MON DAY

by Kye Chanel ! August 4, 2019

national dump on a simp day

this day (september 30th) is national dump on a simp day, a day where you take a dump on a simp

dude: im gonna shit on this simp
dude: *shits on the simp*
simp: nooOoOooO0O0o0O0Oo0O0 WhY?
dude: because its national dump on a simp day

by joy784 September 7, 2020