don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.

Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
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by Memelovingfuck42069 November 3, 2015

Finna Get Clapped

It pretty much means the person you are referring to here is about get destroyed

Person 1: Think we can win in a game of PUBG?

Person 2: They finna get clapped

by Curls55 June 11, 2019

get nae naed

an expression used when you have done your friend bad at something

dude i just beat your ass get nae naed

by thor-tillero00 August 29, 2019

get my load on

Getting high, stoned, drunk and chilling the fuck out.

Bill: "Hey Mitch, what are you up to?"
Mitch: "just hanging about to get my load on Dude".

by Squirrel? February 17, 2017

Getting Ken´d

It´s that awkward moment when you´re telling a story & realized no one´s listening, so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything.

Bob: Hey so did you see the last episode of the walking dead?
Jack:Yeah it was pretty gnarly.
Mary: Did anyone watch Glee I think its one of the .....
Bob: Lori is such a slut.
Jack:Dont you just hate getting Ken´d

by Jack the zombie July 5, 2012

Get Fuckin Wasted

A drinking game that is gauranteed to get everyone who plays it wasted. (Possibly the greatest drinking game ever created). Played with a deck of cards, the rules are as follows:
Spades-give the amount
Clubs-take the amount
Hearts-social the amount
Diamonds-waterfall that amount or longer
Aces-finish drink
Ace of spade-everyone finishes

I always start my night playing Get Fuckin Wasted, because its fun and i'll be drunk after playing it.

by Hector Rodriguez November 29, 2011

Getting my Yipes on

Having sex,making love ,Fucking.... The phrase came from the roadrunner cartoon.When the coyote would fall of the cliff or into a hole , he would hold up a sign that says "Yipes" ... when u fall into a womans hole ..you're "Getting you're Yipes on"

Why are you sweating so hard?

I just finished getting my yipes on with this lil freak from around the way .. she got some good pussy too.

by Super Mann Messiah October 7, 2011