swangin cunts

swangin cunts is a phrase used when describing how dupesly rad people are, and how much you love them, this is the highest form of praise in the entire universe.

"tom and sam are the most swangin cunts around!!"

by OG sam! May 3, 2007

a cunt's errand

A task/situation that has little or no chance of a satisfactory outcome, yet must be completed/endured in any case.

Setting out to use a telephone to speak to a member of staff in the local branch of your bank rather than being content with an automated call system or an overseas-based call centre that doesn't even understand what it is that you are enquiring after. Now that IS a cunt's errand.

by The Organ Grinder November 5, 2007

bedhead cunt

a person who consistantly wakes up with bedhead and refuses to do anything about it or denies having bedhead

bob; hey mary check out your bedhead, might wanna fix that gonna meet the parents today

mary; what do you mean my hair is fine

bob; but you look like a bedhead cunt ya usless bitch

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009

Mush Cunt

A female whos vagina has been fucked so many times, that her vagina flaps have literally turned to what looks like a jar of mushy peas. And even lathering the penis with a thick slimy liquid after sex.

Hey that chick is really hot, have you fucked her before?
Yer once, but dont try her, shes a real mush cunt, had to wash myself for a few hours after doing here, still havnt gotten rid of the smell of my cock.

by seanrauharo May 9, 2007

Cunt Muffin

a chick who's really loose. so loose that you could infact fit a muffin in her vagina.

" i could throw a golf ball in the hole i saw when she opened her legs."

by bob5000 September 16, 2005

cunt-hair

a very small increment of measurement.

waitress: do you want ketchup on your eggs?
patron: just a cunt-hair

Girl 1: your gas light just came on, we should stop somewhere.

girl2: nah, we can get there on just a cunt-hair

by temple tattoo April 8, 2010

E-Cunt

Someone you dont mind in real life but over the internet there a real cunt.

Boliver;I'm a cunt
Je-ack; i no

Boliver; so are u

Je-ack; cbf having this convo

Boliver; pussy

Je-ack; Shut it u E-cunt

Boliver; no you shut up lololololololollo

by Crazy Eyes ZEE May 6, 2009