Simp

Some dumb pendeja named maria

She is retarded simp and don't know anything becuz she a simp

by Dbuxns February 15, 2020

Simp

Haydn

Haydn is a simp

by Funnybutboring2 August 23, 2021

Simp

Simp means possessiveness. A simp buys and sells people and does way too much, for example, brags about having a partner and feels pity for people who are happy when they are single. Then they do again too much, so that they date too. It comes from the word pimp, but now it is simp.

The simp set his malignant narcissistic friend up with a blind date with his ex, and he even sended his malignant narcissistic friend, their relationship nudes without him or consent because he pitied him for being single. It cost the simp 40000 euro to escape prison.

by Citycouncillight November 27, 2020

Simp

A simp is basically a tryhard when it comes to pursuing women except they're stuck at a low rank

Haha SIMP!

by dictionarier July 7, 2020

Simp

Maci Maves is this person

Maci Maves is a big simp

by Jonathan penis March 8, 2020

Simp

A man who will literally do anything to win over a woman, only hoping for successful results (none guaranteed) and rejecting any self respect just to stroke their ego, losing respect from any friend along the way.

Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.

*Friends talking about their Simp friend*

Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”

Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”

Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”

Friend 1: “What a Simp.”

Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”

by Whoopsie69696969 May 16, 2022

Simp

A simp is a guy who will act all sweet and like a nice guys to a woman just to sleep with her or get nudes. He’s a player.

Don’t mess with him, that guys a total simp.

by SIMP DESTROYER February 2, 2020