fleshkimo kiss

The act of putting two penises against each other and sword fighting with them.

You don’t ever do a fleshkimo kiss with your bro?
No.
Oh.

by Mmmlasagnaand_cock March 13, 2024

Rembrandt's Kiss

When a bowel movement's wonderful clean pinch every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brushes arch from Rembrandt?

I thought I was having a good poop, but then the 'Rembrandt's Kiss, got me.

by Unreasonable_Man March 15, 2024

Rembrandt's Kiss

While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?

I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.

by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024

Kissing Horizontally

Two people kissing as they're laying down together.

Person One: Hey, did you see that question on the Rice Purity Test about kissing horizontally?
Person Two: Yeah, I said yes because me and my boyfriend did that last night.

by Jackalope24 March 23, 2024

whitchs kiss

This Whitchs kiss is when you (Male) sits on a toilet to take a massive shit and your foreskin touches the bowl.

I sat on the shitta and got a Whitchs kiss!

by Uncle thunder cock buck! March 24, 2024

kiss my Gluteus Maximus

a polite way of saying "kiss my ass"

Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity

Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!

by Garnani March 24, 2024

lethal kiss

When a man injects poison into his penis before a female gives him a blow job resulting in her being poisoned when he ejaculates

I caught her cheating man I don't know what I'm going to do

Could always give her a lethal kiss,and get one last BJ

by Sunny Anders March 26, 2024