Cloud God

A ‘Cloud God’ is someone who is pronounced gay but would rather hide his feelings towards men to prevent violation.

Bennet: Are You Cloud God?
EP: I’m not gay!

by Cool Dude Who Is Cool February 13, 2021

metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

God

A lie

Person 1: Have you said your prayers to god today?
Person 2: My prayers to a fictional character?

by Atheist6969081635 May 30, 2022

God

The best human, thing of all time

God is good

by Therealone4422 May 14, 2024

god

neil cicierega, also known as lemon demon, is an american comedian, musician, songwriter, and puppeteer.

person 1: i love god's music!
person 2: who's god?
person 1: lemon demon, i call him god as a joke

by h_lover28 July 7, 2022

Dan God

This person is know to have sexual cats and take it up the batty by lizards

Who tf is dan god

Ye init

by Mr big nob 69000 September 29, 2021

AMAZING god

An amazing god

An amazing god

by Amazing food for a good meal May 30, 2021