This term reflects the compound act of two poor decisions. 1) Using a Port-a-John (Job Johnny, Johnny on the Spot, et al.) 2) Grinding out a depth charge into the murky abyss. For when you choose to do both you are likely to emerge from the compact bowel booth with a set of smurf balls, as your testicles are splashed with a coating of azure hued ass water.
Dubbs insisted on using the Job Johnny and he was rewarded with a pair of smurf balls for his stupidity.
by Mike Dennison July 8, 2007
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by Larry Johanson April 10, 2008
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Jorge: Yo, there was a lot of leftover butter left in my popcorn last night, so I greased up and gave Cindy the ol' butter ball.
Paco: Did you save any butter for me?
Paco: Did you save any butter for me?
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Get the butter ball mug.Sexual technique where multiple fingers are inserted into the vagina and anus of a girl, but from an angle such as would be used to hold a bowling ball. A slight variation on the shocker.
"I bowling-balled her for a few minutes after I pulled out."
"Oh baby, you know I always get off when you bowling-ball me."
"I bowling-balled her before we even kissed."
"I tried to bowling-ball my girlfriend, but she neglected to tell me she still had a tampon in."
Ted: "Mark, I totally bowling-balled your wife last night."
Mark: "Fuck you, bitch!"
"Oh baby, you know I always get off when you bowling-ball me."
"I bowling-balled her before we even kissed."
"I tried to bowling-ball my girlfriend, but she neglected to tell me she still had a tampon in."
Ted: "Mark, I totally bowling-balled your wife last night."
Mark: "Fuck you, bitch!"
by khol August 14, 2008
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-Hey man, I got swamp balls. Any remedies?
-Well it ain't hot out and you skinny as hell ; trim your shit man.
-Well it ain't hot out and you skinny as hell ; trim your shit man.
by Nitti9 October 9, 2011
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