mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020

your mom

your mom is a joke i guess i dont rly know

"what are you doing" " your mom"

by bitch ass hoes April 24, 2020

MOM

A person who gave birth to you.sometimes you ike her and someties you dont,and sometimes you dont have one if you dont im sorry.And if shes a christain good luck not wanting to go to church

mom:go clean your room !!!!
Daughter/son:No!!
Mom:spanks you lol

by EPIC_CORPSEHUSBAND- LOVER4484 November 8, 2020

Your mom

A classic finishing move under veteran cod players

Random kid : bro you suck I would clap you

You : your mom

Random kid : ‘dies ‘

by Your mom explains my name November 10, 2020

ur mom GAY

the comeback that destroys everybody

Person 1: You're as fat as an elephant
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: :(

by nose flute November 11, 2020

Your mom

gay

joe hey bro your mom is gay
jack die

by ee er November 11, 2020

Ur mom

Ur mom is mine. She’s a bitch and she does great in bed

Ooh ur mom u did good last night

by Ur moms really piping off November 12, 2020