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spontaneous green day disorder

Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
by lil biden May 2, 2022
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Joe Green

When an individual cannot finish their meal
Aw you’ve Joe Green’d it mate
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Green Shower

When two people sneeze on you and drench you with mucus. Not to be confused with golden shower because snot replaces pee.
Yo man Dino and Cat hit me up with the green shower last night! It was lit yo!
by BiggeCheeze May 6, 2022
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Charlie Green

Charlie Green is the name of a person who follows the definition of the insult, resol. He is always quite boring and never knows what he’s talking about so it almost fits as to why he is known as the biggest resol in history.
Person one: what’s a Charlie green
Person two: I’m not sure but I’ve heard they’re a big resol
by Urban dictionary freak May 7, 2022
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Green

“my favorites color is green!”

“green is not a create color.”
by Nicholas Tale May 10, 2022
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Green Bean

- Green bean AKA side hoe/side dish

- A mf who is too green (happy) about something that should be an embarrassment.

- A mf who fucks your significant other, then brags out it.

- A mf who brags in general.. Green bean.

- A mf who thinks they better than you.. Green bean.

- A bitch who stalks your whole relationship because you’ve been dating the guy she’s obsessed with for 5 years now and she’s STILL pressed.. yeah ITS A MF GREEN BEAN BITCH (;
“So you’re bragging because my man cheated on me with YOU but you got nothing out of it other than a wet ass? You a green bean ass bitch

“Simmer down, green bean”
by SayingWhatYouDontWantTo September 16, 2022
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GREEN

when your excessively mad.
He got green after he lost the tournament.
by JCR. September 18, 2022
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