The slaps

Slang term for diarrhea.

I shouldn't have eaten that muchas gracias burrito last night, shits giving me the slaps today.

by Big-Nutz November 23, 2020

National slap the next person you see day

November 24

Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*

by Dani sa November 23, 2020

Slap

Why the hell are you looking up the definition of the word slap? Are you retarded? You fucking idiot?

Person 1: Why did you just look up the definition of the word slap?
Person 2: I don't know, just felt like it.
Person 1: *Slaps Person 2*
Person 2: Did you just slap me for searching the definition of slap?
Person 1: Yes I did. And you can't do anything about it because this isn't a real conversation.
Person 2: Oh, right.

by Sluuuurp November 26, 2020

Slap your sandwich

Code word used in front on children for intercourse with your wife or girlfriend

I can’t wait for the kids to go to bed so I can slap your sandwich baby girl

by Sex with girlfriend November 27, 2020

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!

girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

Slap the shortest person you know

The day you get to slap the shortest person you know

My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know”

by Zulleth December 11, 2020