It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
Get the Late Night Meat Beating Materielmug. by Mandy Lou & James February 28, 2016
Get the lump meatmug. by Turtle20569 September 12, 2021
Get the Meat meltmug. When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021
Get the Seasoned meatmug. 1.) Dead animal pumped with hormones that are proven to change your mood upon digestion.
2.) Bad for you
3.) Flavored Animal Carcass
2.) Bad for you
3.) Flavored Animal Carcass
Person 1: “I’m craving a double cheeseburger. I love the greasy meat slices.”
Person 2: “You’re eating an animal.”
Person 1: “We are what we eat and I am indeed an animal.”
Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
Person 2: “You’re eating an animal.”
Person 1: “We are what we eat and I am indeed an animal.”
Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
by 420Bananas December 1, 2020
Get the Meatmug. by fattyfireplug July 21, 2017
Get the meat shagmug. To get badly injured or hurt. This term is commonly used by downhill skateboarders or longboarders as some might say to describe a crash.
by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016
Get the meatedmug.