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john is an adorable boy with an unusually dry and sarcastic sense of humor. although he is super funny, he usually uses humor as a coping mechanism. he's pretty shy at first and takes awhile to open up, but once he does he becomes more comfortable around you and will definitely confide in you. he has a great taste in music and likes alternative, unpopular bands. he is very small and thin, and he also has the cutest brown eyes. he is really adorable but has no idea. he is pretty insecure so he stands with bad posture. he can seem jaded and negative a lot of the time, but he is the best friend you could ever ask for. it's hard not to have a crush on him :)
john does not appreciate being named after a toilet.
by slytherdor October 7, 2020
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Johned

Complete and utter destruction of something or someone
I just Johned the shit out of my girlfriend at cup pong earlier.
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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John Lee

Girl: Hey, I like John Lee

Boy: Ew, Why? He has Gerontophilia
by Son Yeon October 7, 2020
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John Quinn

If your plan includes credit reports, scores, and/or credit monitoring features ("Credit Features"), two requirements must be met to receive said features: (i) your identity must be successfully verified with Equifax; and (ii) Equifax must be able to locate your credit file and it must contain sufficient credit history information. IF EITHER OF THE FOREGOING REQUIREMENTS ARE NOT MET YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE CREDIT FEATURES FROM ANY BUREAU. If your plan also includes Credit Features from Experian and/or TransUnion, the above verification process must also be successfully completed with Experian and/or TransUnion, as applicable. If verification is successfully completed with Equifax, but not with Experian and/or TransUnion, as applicable, you will not receive Credit Features from such bureau(s) until the verification process is successfully completed and until then you will only receive Credit Features from Equifax. Any credit monitoring from Experian and TransUnion will take several days to begin after your successful plan enrollment.
I really hope John Quinn doesn't clean my asshole out tonight 🥴
by 60-Day Money Back Guarantee wi October 12, 2020
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John Quinn

If your plan includes credit reports, scores, and/or credit monitoring features ("Credit Features"), two requirements must be met to receive said features: (i) your identity must be successfully verified with Equifax; and (ii) Equifax must be able to locate your credit file and it must contain sufficient credit history information. IF EITHER OF THE FOREGOING REQUIREMENTS ARE NOT MET YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE CREDIT FEATURES FROM ANY BUREAU. If your plan also includes Credit Features from Experian and/or TransUnion, the above verification process must also be successfully completed with Experian and/or TransUnion, as applicable. If verification is successfully completed with Equifax, but not with Experian and/or TransUnion, as applicable, you will not receive Credit Features from such bureau(s) until the verification process is successfully completed and until then you will only receive Credit Features from Equifax. Any credit monitoring from Experian and TransUnion will take several days to begin after your successful plan enrollment.
I really hope that John Quinn doesn't clean me out tonight. 🥴🥴

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by 60-Day Money Back Guarantee wi October 12, 2020
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John-Chan

a character from 'my hero academia'. An Abomination of science. Has no rights and should have never existed.
John-Chan creeps me out so much...
by owofek October 13, 2020
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John

A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.
"Look it's a fucking simp john skadmore lol!!!!!"
by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020
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