Stapler Test Moment

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.

“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”

by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022

an elise moment

When someone starts talking about something they don't have a clue about and start making it up as they go.
Or
Someone who messes up Bad or mistakes something or someone for something or someone else

OMG Megan had no idea what she was talking about in science. She was having such an Elise moment.

by DreamingAbout153 March 1, 2017

take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah

Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer May 25, 2024

kappa moment

When Kappa acts like a dumbfuck (he acts like one 24/7, meaning it is kappa moment when he talks)

Kappa: Hi
"Kappa moment"

by Tom the best mod September 30, 2022

chum moment

When a bumbling buffoon, usually by the name of scott fucks up really badly

P1: hey did you hear that Scott bought the wrong light bulbs?
P2: god he's such a bumbling buffoon, what a chum moment
P1 and P2 together: LOL!

by loser drakee June 6, 2020

Yash Moment

An action, event, or quote so stupid and unimaginable that it couldn't have been done/said by anyone other than Yash.

Did you hear someone slept in the public bathroom in a prisoner outfit at 4 in the morning completely wasted without his phone, keys, or backpack? Bruh what a Yash moment.

Did you hear that diana got executed by a gromp? Yash moment.

by SunMan1738 September 15, 2023

Baz Moment

usually referenced when a person sees a comically spherical orange being with buff limbs
Or generally used when something graphic or painful happens

Someone: I PUT FUCKING POP ROCKS UNDER MY FORESKIN
Dipshit: baz moment lmao

by Bazmoment January 22, 2022