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Louisiana Crunch Cake

After a spicy crawfish boil, a man takes a corn shit on her vagina then puts hot sauce on it then eats it.
I was in the bayou eating some Cajun boil and I decided it was time for a Louisiana Crunch Cake for dessert.
by B Rabbit 39 August 17, 2025
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Cake From BFDI

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Crap cake

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.
Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!
by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025
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Alabama brown cake

Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit
My god! Jeb is giving cousin Lee an Alabama brown cake!
by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025
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Shower cake

When you having shower sex and your girl shits and you shove it up her butthole and lick it all out again.
Ex: The man Shower caked his girl cause she couldn’t hold it in
by Catlicker65 September 14, 2025
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Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.
A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.
by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025
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When you bake a cake

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
that's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake)
Cake at Stake!
Every day, I think of all the things I'll make
With my pans, my mixer and my oven tray.
Get the eggs, the flour and the butter sticks
Or get lazy and just make it with a mix.

Maybe strawberry shortcake, I'll never get bored of it,
Vanilla, and chocolate, and funfetti, oh!
Red velvet or carrot, and no matter, I swear
That it'll be the best ever to take to the show!

Every night, I think of people I'll invite
To my stage when my cake is looking just right!
Wish you could taste, I made it really good and stuff
Hope the way it looks on camera is enough.

Making pumpkin and lemon, banana, it's heaven
With some frosting or fondant or glaze or ganache.
With so many cakes, now my schedule is crazy
But I bake so impatiently 'cause I LOVE CAKE, OH MY GOSH!

When you bake a cake,
Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
That's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake, stake)
Cake at Stake! (Cake at-)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
by The Power of MY FUCKING ASS September 23, 2025
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