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cake of kings

Direct way for a crush, the jail, the covid-19 and death.
Me: have they cake of kings?
He: yes, but, if you got for me they take you to the jail.
by Cake of cakes January 4, 2021
mugGet the cake of kingsmug.

CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '
by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018
mugGet the CAKE MONSTERmug.

Pudding Cake

When your giving anal and you pee in her/him
Not again with yo pudding cake shit
by Cumtacos July 24, 2016
mugGet the Pudding Cakemug.

Cake Quake

Any action or movement that causes the butt to jiggle or 'quake' with significant seismic force.
"Dang you really know how to make that cake quake and I am loving it."
by BootyliciousDefinitious September 17, 2022
mugGet the Cake Quakemug.

blow cakes

A blow cakes is when ur cooking pancakes when ur getting a blow jay froM ur gf:)
Dam son I was gettin a blow cakes the other day and it was amazing!!
by pooter man May 17, 2010
mugGet the blow cakesmug.

Cake with your ice cream

A guy being either disloyal in some manner or cheating on their gf

or

wanting to have 2 girls at once but keeping It secret

Referenced in SAYGRACE’s tiktok famous song ‘Boys ain’t shit
Example 1
‘Talking like a gentleman, please! You just want cake with your ice cream!’

Example 2
‘He just wanted cake with his ice cream and I have more self respect than to stick around’
by Ssmithyyyy June 3, 2020
mugGet the Cake with your ice creammug.

Caking it

"To look on the bright side"
Weather you are sitting on the street homeless and see a nice cloud and it makes you happy

Or you are in the club popping bottles with your boys with your Rolex on and are the happiest person in the world , as long as you are capable of finding gratitude for your situation your caking it
Broski I'm caking it rn
by Dingodolla August 31, 2023
mugGet the Caking itmug.

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