by Cake of cakes January 4, 2021

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '
by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018

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by pooter man May 17, 2010

A guy being either disloyal in some manner or cheating on their gf
or
wanting to have 2 girls at once but keeping It secret
Referenced in SAYGRACE’s tiktok famous song ‘Boys ain’t shit’
or
wanting to have 2 girls at once but keeping It secret
Referenced in SAYGRACE’s tiktok famous song ‘Boys ain’t shit’
Example 1
‘Talking like a gentleman, please! You just want cake with your ice cream!’
Example 2
‘He just wanted cake with his ice cream and I have more self respect than to stick around’
‘Talking like a gentleman, please! You just want cake with your ice cream!’
Example 2
‘He just wanted cake with his ice cream and I have more self respect than to stick around’
by Ssmithyyyy June 3, 2020

"To look on the bright side"
Weather you are sitting on the street homeless and see a nice cloud and it makes you happy
Or you are in the club popping bottles with your boys with your Rolex on and are the happiest person in the world , as long as you are capable of finding gratitude for your situation your caking it
Weather you are sitting on the street homeless and see a nice cloud and it makes you happy
Or you are in the club popping bottles with your boys with your Rolex on and are the happiest person in the world , as long as you are capable of finding gratitude for your situation your caking it
by Dingodolla August 31, 2023
