An eccentric trouble making loner who is clearly ahead of the majority of the losers she is surrounded by - it should be noted that she is the one that picks who she shall be surrounded by.
by TATGRRL July 6, 2019
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Get the E-pit mug.The act of obtaining or retaining the cooter or the booter in an online manner.
Typically from e-girls.
Typically from e-girls.
Bro #1: “Aye vro, I can put you on if you want.”
Bro #2: “Naw she lives to far from me jit. Tf I look like getting some e-butt.”
Bro #2: “Naw she lives to far from me jit. Tf I look like getting some e-butt.”
by Supreme Timmy July 7, 2019
Get the e-butt mug.A very cute/adorable boy who typically lives on the Internet, but can also exist in real life. E-Boys usually have fluffy hair, layered shirts (striped shirt under an “edgy” or “emo” shirt) dark jeans, vans, pocket chains and the like. The female “equivalent” of an E-Boy is an E-Girl*
E-Boys usually have an edgy/angry appearance, but are actually very soft.
Words that describe their style would be:
-Edgy
-Grunge
-Emo
-Soft
*Note that E-Girls have different styles and are not inherently the direct opposite of an E-Boy
E-Boys usually have an edgy/angry appearance, but are actually very soft.
Words that describe their style would be:
-Edgy
-Grunge
-Emo
-Soft
*Note that E-Girls have different styles and are not inherently the direct opposite of an E-Boy
by goblin.boyo July 8, 2019
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by grandmagronk July 13, 2019
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A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.
The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
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