poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.

Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.

by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024

poop

ur mom

ur mom is pooping

by ur mom 19084 July 27, 2020

poop

A very cool word which os poop

I like eating poop

by FortniteIsFor9YrOldVirgins February 23, 2021

poop pee

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by anonymous October 23, 2023

poop dick lily

Feces remaining on penis after anal sex with man or woman.

Hunter wanted Thom to use a condom during anal sex because she feared he might get a "poop dick lily".

by Luckyripa69 January 25, 2017

And I poop -

The new way to say And I oop, while also making fun of saying and I oop.

Can also be used to tell people that you are taking a shit

You: Vcso girls say and I opp way too...
(Vsco girl enters room)
You: And I poop -

by ImEssIguess November 25, 2019

Poop puff

1. The puff of poop that floats in the air when flushing the toilet

2. Flatulence

The particals of poop that puffed onto my toothbrush. Poop pufff

by J dub 212 August 30, 2018