by Lifecalling101 March 23, 2022
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Get the Nigga in my pants mug.Bill: you make one more crack at me, and I am gonna ... do something to you!!
Ted: Oh yeah, Bill, what’re you gonna do?
Bill: I am gonna ... kick your head!
Ted: Oh ... my head.
Bill: Yeah!
Ted: Not my ass?
Bill: ... Yeah!
Ted: Alright then let’s see it! Kick my head! Come on karate Champ, I wanna see you kick ABOVE your waist, okay? Show me that rOUNDHOUSE! Show me that sWEEPING CRANE KICK THAT YOUR KUNG FU MASTER TAUGHT YOU!
Paul: Okay settle down. Ted, Bill’s not gonna kick your head.
Ted: Well why not?! It’s the most vulnerable part of the body. That’s what sense I Bill taught me.
Paul: Okay it was a dumb threat, stop rubbing it in. Im sure if he could do it over again, he’d say ass!
Ted: uH UH UH UH! You know, if you wanna kill a snake, what do you do? You chop off its head! Where does the fish rot from? The head!! tAKE OUT THE HEAD, AND THE WHOLE THING GOES DOWN!! That’s why a fisherman always goes for ... tHE HEA—
Bill slaps Ted’s hand.
Ted: aw cOME ON, BILL, COME ON!!!!
Ted: Oh yeah, Bill, what’re you gonna do?
Bill: I am gonna ... kick your head!
Ted: Oh ... my head.
Bill: Yeah!
Ted: Not my ass?
Bill: ... Yeah!
Ted: Alright then let’s see it! Kick my head! Come on karate Champ, I wanna see you kick ABOVE your waist, okay? Show me that rOUNDHOUSE! Show me that sWEEPING CRANE KICK THAT YOUR KUNG FU MASTER TAUGHT YOU!
Paul: Okay settle down. Ted, Bill’s not gonna kick your head.
Ted: Well why not?! It’s the most vulnerable part of the body. That’s what sense I Bill taught me.
Paul: Okay it was a dumb threat, stop rubbing it in. Im sure if he could do it over again, he’d say ass!
Ted: uH UH UH UH! You know, if you wanna kill a snake, what do you do? You chop off its head! Where does the fish rot from? The head!! tAKE OUT THE HEAD, AND THE WHOLE THING GOES DOWN!! That’s why a fisherman always goes for ... tHE HEA—
Bill slaps Ted’s hand.
Ted: aw cOME ON, BILL, COME ON!!!!
by That in Starkid fan July 7, 2020
Get the Kick my head mug.*Jim tries his Grandmother's cookies* "Oh my nut these are good"
*After watching a beautiful goal/pass/catch* "Oh my nut"
*After watching a beautiful goal/pass/catch* "Oh my nut"
by Nippopotamus December 16, 2017
Get the oh my nut mug.The act of carrying all your books in your bookbag instead of switching them into your locker to save time in between classes. This can also be used to make sure you don't forget a book.
John: Woah! Dude what are you doing with all those books?
Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.
John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?
Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?
Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.
John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?
Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?
by Al Nunya October 13, 2009
Get the Carrying my locker. mug.Having my ass is typically used in surprising situations that may or may not be unpleasant. It is very similar to the term "deadass" and these can often be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three plain shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it
by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021
Get the having my ass mug.Normally when someone who's entire family has disowned them and they are being dogshit at the fucking game they try act like their favourite streamer Tenz by putting his settings on and when they die they blame their entire team by saying their throwing their elo.
Elo is the rank rating in valorant
Elo is the rank rating in valorant
Top Fraging Smoker: *misses spray transfer and losses round while going 36/10/15*
Bottom Frag instalock reyna: "Bro you're actually dogwater. I legit smurf your peak. You're literally throwing my elo. skull emoji x7 no cyap" while going 5/3/23
Bottom Frag instalock reyna: "Bro you're actually dogwater. I legit smurf your peak. You're literally throwing my elo. skull emoji x7 no cyap" while going 5/3/23
by UnoriginalAim July 3, 2022
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