ur mom

“ur mom” is a phrase that elementary and middle school kids use. they think its soo funny to use it but its really not

girl: ur so ugly
boy: like ur mom

by itzzakaren_____ December 10, 2019

Ur mom

Absolutely massive and obeese also monsterous

My preesentation of UR MOM (UR MOTHER)

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

by Cloaker September 16, 2021

your mom

the person I laid

who is your mom the
the person I laud

by firewolf27 February 12, 2021

your mom

gay

your mom gay

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>my mom let me stay at home .later<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>my mom let me stay at home .later<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>my mom let me stay at home .later<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

ur mom

my wife

A person: Haha loser ur mom!11!!!!!!
Me(an aplha mail): my wife X3 RawR nyaw!!!11! teeheee XDDDD get rec ked fuck u

by leg-eaters July 7, 2022

Casserole mom

A mother who lacks all creativity and throws random food in a pan and slaps it in the oven

"My casserole mom made tater tot casserole tonight, that's three nights in a row."

by Cneedy218 March 3, 2016